1. Pick-A-Friend: This will be a website where you can search through thousands of people in your area to be friends with. You pick them, and they will automatically become your friend and do whatever you want them to do.
2. DD Anytime: This is a business that no matter where you are and what time it is, you are just a button away of obtaining a designated driver. All you do is press the number 3 on your phone, and a driver will be there. The only thing you have to do is give the driver the rest of your alcohol, as your payment.
3. Rent-A-Pooch: This is a company where you can pick through the many selections of dogs they have available and rent them anytime you want. Food and maintenance will be a part of the package. There are different time frames that you can keep the pup. ex: a few hours, a couple days, or one month at the most. This is for the people that want to look cool with a dog but don't want to have that responsibility of owning a dog forever.
4. Rent-A-Baby: This is strictly for single males looking to pick up chicks. A baby will be available for a max of 6 hours a day. The male has only a few places to choose from to take the baby during that time. ex. the park, the grocery store, the mall. The male is guaranteed to pick up a chick during this time, and if not, a full refund will be provided.
5. Fart Silencer: This is something you simply clip on to your underwear that silences your farts. You can also get one that blocks the stench too, for an extra price of course. Sometimes you just can't hold them in, and you don't want to be embarrassed or have to point fingers at someone else.
6. RR Gone: This is a business which installs police lights and sirens on your car so whenever you are stuck in traffic and are about to get road rage, you just beep your horn and your lights and sirens go off, then everyone moves out of your way.
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